Jesus and Your Credit! (2009 Version)

I have taken this from another blog and decided to place it here...enjoy!

I HAVE OFTEN PONDERED THINGS THAT ARE OUT OF THE REALM OF MAKING SENSE AND MAKE SENSE OUT OF THEM, SO WHEN YOU READ THIS PLEASE NOTE THAT MUCH THOUGHT HAS BEEN GIVEN ABOUT THIS TOPIC AND I SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING TO YOU…JESUS CHRIST AND YOUR CREDIT!IT IS OFTEN BELIEVED IN THE CHRISTIAN FAITH THAT DEBT IS A SIN OR SOME TYPE OF HINDRANCE. DEBT IS LIKE AN OBLIGATION THAT HAS NOT BEEN DELETED OR EVEN SATISFIED. I THANK GOD I AM OUT OF DEBT.

THERE ARE SOME ADVANTAGES CONCERNING BEING OUT OF DEBT AND INCREASING THE CREDIT SCORE. I AM GOING TO BUY A HOUSE/CONDO SOON AND THUS THE CREDIT RATING HELPS TO SOLIDIFY A GOOD LENDING PROGRAM WITH GOOD INTEREST RATES. THERE ARE MANY OTHER PERKS BUT I WILL NOT GET INTO THOSE. I GUESS I CAN SAY THAT MY CREDIT IS GOOD!SO HOW DOES THIS WHOLE CREDIT SCORING PHENOMENA RELATE TO JESUS CHRIST? I WONDERED THAT AND I KNOW THAT ALL OF US HAVE AN INDIVIDUAL CREDIT RATING WITH GOD. OH YEAH! NO NEED TO GO TO TRANS UNION, EQUIFAX, OR EXPERION, TO TRY TO DETERMINE WHAT IS STILL AN OBLIGATION TO PAY AND WHAT HAS BEEN SATISFIED.

I DO BELIEVE THAT TO GET AN ACCOUNT WITH JESUS…YOUR CREDIT WILL GET CHECKED, BUT NO ONE IS OR EVER WILL BE DENIED.I FIND IT QUITE INTERESTING THAT THOSE FOLKS THAT COMMIT MURDER CAN HAVE THEIR CREDIT REVIEWED AND ACTUALLY NOT BE DENIED. CHARLES MANSON WHO IS IN JAIL FOR LIFE CAN HAVE THE SAME TYPE OF REVIEW. O.J. SIMPSON, DR. KEVORKIAN, MADDOFF, SUSAN SMITH, SCOTT PETERSON, GEORGE BUSH ...AND AN INFINITESIMAL AMOUNT MORE.

IN FACT, EVERY PERSON, GOOD AND WICKED, NICE AND MEAN, PROSTITUTE OR PIMP, JEW OR CATHOLIC, HECK ANY FROM ANY WALK OF LIFE CAN PUT IN A CREDIT APPLICATION AND GET APPROVED!THE APPLICATION IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO COMPLETE. SOME PEOPLE PRAY AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS FOR ALL SINS AND ASK FOR GOD TO TAKE OVER THEIR LIFE. OTHER INDIVIDUALS TAKE THE OPTION OF GETTING BAPTIZED TO LITERALLY WASH THEIR DEBT AWAY. SOME PEOPLE GO ON CHRISTIAN EXPERIENCE...

IN OTHER WORDS THEY ARE TRYING TO GET ANOTHER CREDIT APPLICATION APPROVED BECAUSE THEY DEFAULTED ON THE FIRST ONE. I CAN RECALL WHEN I DID THE ULTIMATE AND FILED BANKRUPTCY WITH JESUS! HE TOLD ME, COOL CLINT AND FOR THAT YOUR CREDIT RATING IS SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RICHES THAT ARE PROMISED TO YOU. I KNOW MANY WHO HAVE TAKEN THAT SAME OPTION TO FILE BANKRUPTCY WITH JESUS…AND WE HAVE NO DEBT. IN FACT EVERYDAY I CAN FILE BANKRUPTCY WITH THE LORD.

I KNOW THAT I WILL ACQUIRE SOME DEBT FOR A SIN I MAY HAVE COMMIT…A MISSED OBLIGATION…A MISSED PAYMENT…A MISSED TIME THAT I COULD HAVE SPENT WITH GOD. ONE OF THE CONDITIONS THOUGH IS THAT GIVING YOUR LIFE TO HIM…THAT IS A DIFFICULT CHOICE FOR SOME TO MAKE. MANY BAD SPENDING HABITS HAVE TO GO. SHOPPING SPREES THAT ARE OF ULTIMATE HARM…

SPREADING YOUR RESOURCES TOO THIN AND LIVING ABOVE YOUR MEANS CAN BE A COMPLICATED TASK TO ADHERE TO. WHEN THAT HAPPENS I TAKE A LOOK AT THE PORTFOLIO…THE BIBLE AND MAKE SOME COMPARISONS AND CALCULATIONS TO MY ACCOUNTS BASED UPON THE PORTAL OF OTHERS.HE LOVES US BANKRUPT PEOPLE TO THE POINT THAT HE OFFERS THE SAME APPLICATION AND APPROVAL TO ALL!

I AM GLAD THAT EQUIFAX, EXPERION, AND TRANS UNION, CAN NOT OFFER ME CREDIT FOR MY LIFE OR THE LIFE OF OTHERS.I AM FORTUNATE THAT I AM ABLE TO TALK TO THE LOAN OFFICER WHO WILL WILLINGLY GIVE OUT OF LOVE AND BECAUSE ALL DEBTS HAVE BEEN PAID JUST FROM ONE MAN DYING...BECAUSE HE LIVED A PERFECT LIFE.

IT IS A WONDERFUL THING TO KNOW IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THIS WORLD THAT ONE CAN BE FORGIVEN THROUGH A SIMPLE HEARING…LETTING JESUS LISTEN TO YOUR REQUEST FOR CREDIT...AND HIM SAYING YES...OUT OF LOVE AND NOT OUT OF THE SILLINESS AND UNFAIR NATURE OF A WORLD THAT FAVORS THOSE WITH EARTHLY POWER! AIN'T GOD GREAT!