THE DEVIL'S GROCERY STORE!

I’M SURE KNOW YOU NOTICED THE BANNER THAT READ
GET WHAT YOU NEED
ACT ANYWAY THAT YOU PLEASE
ATTAIN WHAT YOU WANT AND MORE
THERE’S ALWAYS A GRAND OPENING
AT THE DEVIL'S GROCERY STORE

SEXY TRICKS AND GIGGAHOES
THE TYPES THAT ALL CRACKHEADS AND PIMPS KNOW
GREET YOU AS SOON AS YOU ENTER
GRAB A CART
NO COUPONS ACCEPTED HERE
NO NEED FOR A SAVINGS CLUB CARD
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO FEAR

IF YOURE HUNGRY THAT’S COOL
GLUTTONY IS FOUND AS AISLE NUMBER TWO
WEVE GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH FOOD
TO QUENCH AND SATISFY YOU
TAKE WHAT YOU NEED, PARTICULARLY
WHAT YOU DESIRE AND WANT
OUR SUPPLY IS RESTOCKED INSTANTLY,
IN A FLASH, AT ONCE

YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU ARE HORNY
THAT WE CAN FIX
LUST IS LOCATED AS AISLE NUMBER SIX
TAKE ANY SEXUAL ACT YOU WANT
THE FETISH THAT YOU NEED
FROM OUR SPECIALIZED AND EXPERIENCED EMPLOYEES
YES THEY LOVE TO GIVE AND RECEIVE
AND TRUST THEY HAVE NO HINT OF ANY DISEASE

SOMEONE MADE YOU ANGRY?
COME ON AND FOLLOW ME
WHAT YOU NEED IS ENVY
AND IT’S LOCATED AS AISLE NUMBER THREE
OUR COLOR CODED PRODUCT BOXES ARE TAME
SO THE GREEN IS NOT SO EXTREME
AND WITH EVERY BOX OF ENVY
THERE CONTAINS A TOY
USE THE JEALOUSY ANY WAY YOU WISH
AND I AM SURE YOU WILL ENJOY

DID YOU SAY YOU WERE TIRED
OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH
AND YOU WANT MORE?
I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO GREED
THAT IS AISLE NUMBER FOUR
EVERYBODY IS PLEASED
WHEN THEY TAKE THEIR CARTS THROUGH HERE
PEOPLE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH
BECAUSE MORE POWER EQUALS MORE FEAR

YOU MENTIONED YOU HAD PAIN, HURT, AND RAGE
ALL BOILING INSIDE
WHAT YOU OUGHT TO TRY IS WRATH IN AISLE NUMBER FIVE
DON’T WAIT FOR YOUR SAVIOR TO TAKE HIS SWEET TIME
JUST FORGET WHAT HE EXCLAIMED
PICK A CAN TO INDUCE ON THE PEOPLE YOU WANT
AND WATCH THEN SUCCOMB TO YOUR PAIN

I HEARD YOU WERE TIRED AND NEEDED A VACATION
I’VE GOT THE CURE AND I KNOW IT WILL SOOTH YOU FINE
SLOTH IS NOT TOO FAR LOCATED IN AISLE NUMBER NINE
IDLENESS WILL PROVE THAT ALL YOUR
WORK MAY NOT BE DONE
BUT LOOK AT ALL THAT IS IN YOUR CART
AND I WOULD SAY YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE

WALK OVER TO THE CHECK OUT COUNTER
AND THE STORE MANAGER WILL GREET AND MEET YOU THERE
NOW MY FRIEND YOU CAN NEVER CLAIM
EVER AGAIN THAT LIFE
ESPECIALLY YOURS IS NOT FAIR

HELLO SIR OR MADAM
AS THE CASE MAY BE
I AM SURE YOU HAVE FOUND ALL OF OUR ITEMS
WITH FRESHNESS AND SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

WHAT IS THAT? YOU SAY I LOOK FAMILIAR
AND I WOULD SAY YOU ARE RIGHT
I’M THE ONE YOUR MOTHER PRAYED AGAINST
YOU KNOW THE DARKNESS
OPPOSITE OF LIGHT
SO NOW YOU ASK THE COST
WELL THE PRICE YOU HAVE PAID IS YOUR LIFE

SO SORRY MY FRIEND YOU DIDN’T NOTICE THE SIGN WHEN YOU
FIRST WALKED IN
THE ONLY FUNDS WE TAKE HERE IS
AN ABUNDANCE OF YOUR UNFORGIVEN SIN
IT’S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK
DO YOU FEEL THAT HEAT ON YOUR SKIN?
WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE READ THE SMALL PRINT
ON THE SIGNS BEFORE YOU ENTER IN


GO ON AND CALL OUT FOR HIM
THE SAME WAY HE DID FOR YOU
AS SOON AS YOU STEPPED INTO THIS STORE
THERE IS NO MORE PURSUIT
NOW IT IS YOU HE DOES NOT KNOW
AND I AM HERE WAITING TO START UP THE SHOW
PLEASE STOP YOUR HOLLERING AND CRYING
I ANTICIPATE THE JOY TO WATCH
AND HEAR YOUR SOUL CRISPING AND FRYING
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT FOR ETERNITY NON-STOP

SO CLOSE YOUR EYES
I KNOW YOU ARE SATISFIED
YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSE HIM
TOO LATE TO GET SANCTIFIED
BEFORE YOU ENTER THE DEEPER PARTS
AND FIERY SEGMENTS OF HELL
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS
WHO WOULD ENJOY THE PRODUCTS WE SELL
IF NOT THEN THAT’S OKAY
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED A CUSTOMER'S HELP BEFORE
ALL ARE SATISFIED THAT ENTER
THER DEVIL'S GROCERY STORE

I Love You But God Love's You More!