Tie me Up!!

I woke up this morning not at my usual time of 5:30am...no I woke up at 6:10am...yes one minute to spare to change the t.v. channel to NBC 4 and watch the weather and traffic on the "1's" (that's what they call it). I looked in my closet and remembered it is Friday...so I don't have to wear a tie...yes a tie! But really I don't have to wear a tie to work in the first place! I just like wearing a tie and I have come up with this determination after looking in my closet. Please make sure you have no sharp objects around you when you read the next sentence...I truly do believe I have OCD...Obsessive–compulsive disorder. I look at my ties...over 200 more like 300...but it is like every time I see a tie...that appeals to me...I have to get it. Price is not an obligation for me not to buy. I will get it and make sure it coordinates with my wardrobe.

Speaking of wardrobe...Obsessive–compulsive disorder on sneakers. But they have to be weird looking and the one's no one else wants. Yes I will pay a cool 20 bucks for some skate board kicks...or 30 bucks on some Nike's no one would dare want to wear...it's just me. I like the weird stuff.

Then when it comes to music...Obsessive–compulsive disorder on the amount of songs in my Zune or compact discs that I own...by what artist...what genre'...

the whole enchilada...speaking of food...Obsessive–compulsive disorder on what is in my freezer and my cupboards, I mean I must have at least 6 or 7 packs of chicken breast tenderloins in my freezer right now, 3 jumbo boxes of microwave popcorn, tons of canned goods, tons of frozen veggies, and the list goes on...

I wonder how I sleep at night knowing these things...speaking of sleeping...Obsessive–compulsive disorder...how many pillows, sheet sets, comforter sets do I have...it is crazy. Just like to change up, but I don't think my mother has as many as I do...

it is like a movie that changes from one scene to another...speaking of movies...that's right...Obsessive–compulsive disorder! I remember when I moved to the DMV in 2005 I only owned 20 DVDs...well it is at least 10 times that amount.

I don't know folks but there has to be something wrong with me. I mean I do not even have a membership to Sam's Club or B.J.'s Wholesale and I buy everything in bulk...

it really stinks...Yeah you guessed it...speaking of aromas....Obsessive–compulsive disorder! I have many sticks of a particular deodorant, bottles, and bottles of fragrances, and I just have a plethora of potion...I don't know it just seems to be something that I have to have.

In any event I could go on for days, but this has to stop! As usual...I will take off my safety glasses and hang up the lab jacket...until next time!!